If you were granted unlimited magic powers for just five minutes, what would you do?
Unlimited powers for five minutes... I'm going to assume that with these magical powers that I can make shit happen at the snap of a finger.
-Fix the ozone layer.
-Make all the oil/pollution/jank chiz in the ocean disappear.
-Make it so all the soil/dirt on the earth can grow food and stuff. Seriously, like in some places you can't even grow food cuz the dirt is all dry and crusty.
-Garbage? Disappear. (except the recyclable stuff--)
-Clean my room.
-Stop 9/11 from happening.
-Make it so that the X-gene from X-men actually exists. And also make it so I have it and it gave me the ability to fly. Probably telekinesis shit.
-Let's bring back dragons, yeah? But friendly ones from like, How To Train Your Dragon
-Y'know how polar bears don't have land or whatever cuz it's all melting from global warming? Yeah, I'll fix that. Like, make it so the land don't be melting or something. Is it all tied into the whole ozone thing? I'll just make more freakin' polar bears so they're not endangered.
-While I'm at it, make it so all endangered animals aren't endangered anymore. Also, bring back Dodo birds.
-Make Chris Colfer the U.S. Secretary of State.
-Create an awesome charity that helps kids and people with disease or whatever and through that meet awesome celebrities like Chris Colfer and Jennette McCurdy. But mostly Jennette McCurdy.
-Eradicate cancer and AIDS/HIV. Like, it doesn't even exist.
-Anything that's poisonous is gone, too. Why do we even have poisonous stuff?
-Go back in time and start a trust fund for myself so that when I am an adult I'll have millions of dollars.
-And lastly, go back in time so I can actually graduate from high school and college.