If I were a pirate, I would totally have a secret lair filled with books and other little mementos lining every piece of available space to give it an eccentric, homey feel. It would also have a great deal of comfortable furnishings so that one could curl up and read anywhere they liked.
It would be underground, and you would get to it by going through a small, closet-like room with a small trap-door hidden under the carpet. (So very trite, I know, but I can't help wanting it even if it is a tad stereotypical.)
Dang. Now I'm upset that I'm not a pirate.
1. He's been wrong before.
2. Matthew 24:36.
3. Assuming he's right, I believe I'm scheduled for five or six months of horror, torment, and chaos, along with everybody else that doesn't get taken up. So, not my last day on Earth.
4. I tried living every day like it was my last once, but I had to give it up after I ran out of clean clothes and food. After that, I decided that regardless of whether the world is going to end or not, I do laundry and buy groceries on Saturdays.
I don't believe in the Rapture, so yeah.
But if it were my last day on Earth, I would spend it giving everyone I know a hug and enjoying a good last meal. :D
Is this what everyone was talking about this week? How ridiculous.
uhhhh. I actually don't know. But The Matrix movie marathon sounds really awesome, though. Yeah. If the world is supposedly ending today, I will go watch all four Matrix moives. That includes the Animatirx.
"The Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time". Though I didn´t really played it at that time. It was my uncles and I liked it more to just sit there and watch him playing. I was kind of scared, when I played it. All the skeletts which came out when the day turned night and you´ve gotta defeat them just to get around. Hyrule Castle was also scary, after Link turned into an adult and the whole citizens becoming zombies.
Maybe I was so scared, because they also let me and my cousins play "Turok" at the age of 6 x´D
Ok, here's the thing. In the Bible it says that even Christ does not know when this " Rapture" is to happen. Only God knows.
Harold Camping is merely a human being who can't possibly know more than Christ himself. It's just a bunch of weird people trying to get attention.
I'd say just enjoy your day and focus on being a good and spiritual person, so when the real end of the world happens, you are admitted into heaven. There is no sense in causing hysteria over one mans need to prove himself better than Christ.
I would just follow Jack Sparrow, because he has an amazing talent for hiding and fleeing a scene. Plus he is just really hot. Seriously. Just saw PotC: On Stranger Tides, btw. LOVED IT, might be the best movie in the whole series! LOVED his pairing with Penelope Cruz. Seriously hot. Was searching for fanfics, but no such luck at the moment. Though it has been released for maybe two days, so I can't quite blame them. Oh well.
Я была бы таким пиратом, что жила бы где хотела! Потому что
А выглядело бы моё жилище тогда, ясен перец, по-разному - нумера с опахалами и танцорами всякими (не всё ж девицам бёдрами трясти! ;)), таинственные острова с мангами и всякими пилястрами, белыми ледяными пустынями с кружками горячего глинтвейна или рома (ну чо там повкуснее?!), каменистые берега океанов с кусками мяса акулы над костром, пещеры Магатами с печёными крокодильими яйцамикстати, кто пробовал, отзовитесь, это вкусно?!)...
В общем, пусть и жысь была бы короткая, зато ах, какая острая и перченая! :))
I'm going to spend it working, creating and planning the rest of my week. God hasn't told ME about any rapture parties this weekend and I trust my sources more than some looney dude trying to scare everyone : /
I think The Wiz should be remade. So many kids don't even what it is and what it meant. An all-star cast of what I feel is a more creative version of the Wizard of Oz... I just got goosebumps. I would prefer it to be rapper free though, if any movie studios are listening.
The song that reminds me of the happiest time in my life is "a little less sixteen candles" and "7 min in Heaven" by Fall Out Boy. Its weird because the lyrics to a song usually mean more to me than the "sound" of the song, but in the case of these song...I remember listining to my ipod chilling in my Aunt's high rise apt. in the middle of NYC just chillin sitting in the window and looking down @ the people on the street, they looked smaller than ants. I was so excited to be in NYC and it was the best Vacation I ever hand. I love love love New York City and These 2 songs just remind me every time and bring a smile to my face. NYC and FOB will always have a soft spot in my heart <3.
Another one? For god's sake, can we all stop with "The world is ENDING." Already. Look, religious people, others are going to keep calling bullshit, so save your breath and store up for the apocalypse, everyone else; please, can we focus on something else? Kthx.
(If the world does end, expect to find me on the internet frantically checking which religion was right, fyi ;3)
The same way I spend every day - finish up my graveyard shift at work, go home, read for a bit, then go to bed. Then chuckle a bit when I wake up to get ready for my next shift. Because "ZOMG END OF TEH WORRRRRRLD!!!!!! -again."
For one.. NO ONE KNOWS when He will return.. Only the Father knows and quite frankly if the Lord comes, He comes.. But someone saying a specific time or date is when we will all be destroyed or ripped apart by zombies?... Apparently now is kind of absurd. And people start believing in not what a person predicts or their opinions... But believe in your heart.. and put your faith in The Lord<3
Get to know me time. More like I have insomnia and can't sleep so am posting again.
Her eyes Her eyes make the stars look like their not shining. I have alway s had a fascination with the stars and I think it is beautiful and wonderful to describe someone's eyes as brighter than the stars themselves. You can probably guess from that last statement that I am a hopeless romantic. Yet I am partner-less. I do read romance books and for everyone's information the book covers are not always accurate and they should lay off *ahem* mother *ahem* . Any way on to more random things I love having my nails done. I just put fake ones on. Before anyone gets to excited they are a three dollar set from walgreens. I love get them done at salons but don't have the dough for it. Maybe if the job thing falls through I will treat myself to it. Just a random question does anyone still reading this jibberish prefer the seven day fake nails or the permanate fake nails. Oh and another question whats your favorite nail polish color?
Always Yours, Nony
Though there are tons of beautiful lyrics out there, right now there's one that comes to mind immediately.
'Death is just a heartbeat away' - Out in the Fields by Sonata Arctica.
It's simple and short but it's so true. I've experienced death of important people in my life way too many times already and it all happened so fast and so suddenly. You find yourself thinking of how fragile life really is, how we ought to make every second count because you could be gone the next day.
I'd actually like to get this line tattooed one day, along with the image of a heart, between my shoulderblades.
I'll leave the rest to your imagination...
*adjusts tiara and swashbuckles his way down 5th Avenue*
Wait. What's the fucking point of this writing exercise?
And me rides the tides, float up the estuaries killing dolphins and da manatees on the way and such on da way to gold and the fountain of Spain or youth. Me thinks there's a golden fountain of youth in that there warm tide of complimentary shucakass (note to self: learn pirate Yiddash)(note to self:learn to spell that word)(note to self: learn what the fuck that means.)
Where was I...
Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy you Fucks! Me be coming abroadside your fuckin Island, Isle, palm tree infested zit of what soon to be underwater Isle of Fuckery you partake in/on!!!!!! (Sounds good!!)
Avast, me native hearties!!!
The wind blows, and so do we.
Where are your women?
(Stay in pirate talk.)
Where be the wenches? (some edumacation)
Pussy over there. We share pussy. Beware of Manga. Manga Pussy(capped for reason) eats men. Lost many friends.
Argh. So have I. Vaginas are like waves, me friend. They just keep coming. (nodding wink)
Note to self: submit to 20th Century AAArrgh. (make sure they exist)
I collect anything with owls. Small statues, towels, clothes, Anything. My neighbour gave me an earring in the shape of an owl and told me I could use it as the start of a collection. So I did.
Of course the owl is a symbol of wisdom, of books and of the night, of the occult. All of these things have some place in my life, and I'm a sucker for Greek mythology ---> Athena.
That, and owls are just gorgeous creatures.
I'd either cry, punch them in the face or ask if I could be put back to sleep, thank you very much.
As weird as it may sound, I'd throw it away. What's the point of living forever if none of your dear ones will be able to do the same? That would just suck. I'm pretty sure no one would want that, so giving it to someone else wouldn't work either.
Harry Potter (or Dumbledore?) already taught us that having some wicked, powerful rock doesn't solve everything. It might even make things more complicated.
I'd definitely go to Rome with my mother.
I already went there with my classmates and I was overwhelmed with the gorgeousness that is Rome and its history. I'd finally be able to show her all those artworks, buildings and historical sites that have me so excited whenever I see them/read something about them.
I do not believe that it is the end of the earth because God would have not created such a beautiful world and just like that would destroy it. Also, God would have not worked and tried his best to create a better life for us with the commandments if he planned to end life as it is just like that. I think this whole end of the earth itself is just c#$%. Dont get me wrong I believe something tragic will happen and a couple of people even including me will die. All that we have to do is take the day as any other day and try to survive through the episode that will one day come.
The same way I do everyday. Just play games. Besides, I don't believe this Doomsday theory, nor the 2012 one. In fact, I think I'll continue making jokes about this day.
I mean, I already started before it became May 21 here. Yesterday, I started off by tweeting, with inspiration from how people made fun of the "Don't feed 'em after midnight" rule from Gremlins combined with knowing yetika is in Australia, by asking her to "tell everyone what today is and that nothing's happening" (today as in Yetika's area. Remember, people. The time zones). Of course, she went along with it. (In fact, I'm expecting her to reply to this entry if she reads it).
I don't know. It's hard for me to take doomsday theories seriously. If I did, I'd be wondering why we didn't perish on October 1, 1997. Only thing is...I never knew Crystalis labeled that as its date for doomsday until I read about the game itself in the late 90s/early 00s (And of course, I wouldn't have played it until much later). In fact, I'll probably mockingly go along with the idea. Then again, that was just a game and shouldn't take that date seriously.
Besides, I think I'll still live to see sirth_osiris turn a year older the next day.
Подумала, что меня разыгрывают или спятили, с надеждой на обратное.. Попросила доказательств.
Обрадовалась бы, сказала, что они исполнили мою мечту, но попросила бы стереть часть памяти (чтобы не тянуть за собой психологические проблемы) и дать денег за участие. Еще бы задала вопросы об этой реальности и кучу других.
А если серьезно, может, что-то и было бы жалко. Могли бы начаться проблемы со временем, восприятием и доверием к окружающим. Даже если стереть часть памяти аккуратно и правильно.))))
Но, в целом, я хотела бы, не то. что начать жизнь заново, но освободиться от многих условностей и заморочек.
P. S. Смотрю, много людей тоже обрадовались.)) Что ж, психология..)))
P.P.S. Какой своевременный вопрос!
my hide out would be the hammer hide out which is my crews club house type shit, and its an all around chill place. we are the modern day pirates, we take whats ours and bring the hate if needed.
assuming that I could shrink. I would hide underneath a turtle's shell. underneath this turtle shell it would look like a psychedelic furnished bungalow with an open 360 degree bar (due to the anatomy of the turtles structure) filled with the finest rum paradise has to offer.
And i spent it loving.
If I were a pirate, I wouldn't have a hideout. To be a pirate is to be free, so my hideout's ceiling would be the clear and sunny skies, and my walls would be the damning and impregnable waves of the, sent by a jealous Neptune to destroy me.
its not true.... who do you u are?... God?... how would you know that today is the judgement day eh?... tssss!... your not God... so... don't ba like it... okay?...
Весну конечно. Так как Весна - это не только пробуждение ПриРоды, но и разнообразие: сначала зелени нету (и может даже снег лежать) и холодно, а в конце весны полным полно и тепло... также весной может быть, снег, град, дождь, первый Гром и гром.. Ну а еще говорят: "Весна, весна - пора любви".
В. Цой: Веснааа, скоро вырастет траваа.... лето - я изжарен как катлета, во рту дымится сигареты..
P. S. Всегда живой ;)
According to Harold Camping and his enclosed vision of what defines the apocolypse, of course it's the beginning of the end. This doesn't mean the world will end within the hours of this day. There are millions of theories about the world ending, whether it be one year from now, tomorrow or 20 years from now. Noone really knows the exact time/date of Gods presence and the return of Christ. They are the only two with that knowledge. Man is completely incapable of comprehending such a holy ordeal. I am human. We all are human. We cannot think as God does. We think about ourselves, mostly and now that someone is hype about his own theory it's time to cower to the word of man instead of God? No way.
I spent my possible last day like I spend everyday. Smoking, drinking and enjoying life because tomorrow is promised to noone. Believe That.
В Кремле(Москва).Уж там бы никакие силы и отряды меня не достали бы.С такой командой, которая окружает Президента РФ, можно творить всё что взбредёт в голову и никакой ответственности.Алексей Терентьевич.firstname.lastname@example.org С-Петербург.21.05.11г.
ill just be good for this day.. and if even the world doesnt end i will still keep bieng nice 2 other cuz..... ayaw ko pa mamatay.. huhuh..... wawa ... sana d pa mag end of the world ... dpat follow mO steps ng mga maguloang para .... maging gud ka.... hahah.... peO totoo to.... hmmmm.... so sad if the world ends.....
ALL PEOPLE WILL BE MISERABLE>>>>>
ang GAGAWIN KUH? etUh.. be gUd jUzt fOr Ones..
sabi ko... sus.. aang rami ko na nasulat. vbe GOOD NGA LANG!
Partied hard pre-Apocalypse. Strike Anywhere at my favorite bar, small gathering of my favorite people in one cramped basement, blasting an amazingly beautiful song driving through the city I love living in, and getting in one last good hoop sesh before the world comes to an end. I can say if the world ends I will have had one last damn good night on it.
I was going to say an island someplace.
Ideally I'd like something that looks like Stormalong Harbour.
And I shall have a best friend whale and call him/her "Bubbie"
Then Captain Ahab, blinded with rage and revenge, will try to harpoon my precious Bubbie.
And I will have to fight him. With my cutlass. And my fancy hat. And I will win when I throw my wooden hand at him which will distract him.
Then we will eat candy and live happily ever after.
Clearly I have everything planned. ;)
I have to run out of town this morning, then laundrey, and since it's raining for the third day straight, maybe I'll actually wash walls. Then tomorrow.....since it will still be raining, I'll snuggle in with my dog and read, since I'm sure we'll all be here.
Me thinks I will go out. They say it is supposed to happen at 6pm, so I will probably be at the bar drinking. I am afraid of heights, so if I get raptured, I don't wanna freak out as I fly away. But if I go further south, I wanna be drunk, cause we all know hell is a party with all the interesting people there. :D
More like 'Apocalypse, how?' if you ask me.
Writing, spending time with my better half and the princess - my idea of a happy day. Oh, and laughing myself sick at how this guy's going to justify himself when the world fails to fall apart.
Of course, he's laughing his way all the way to the bank. Maybe I'm the silly one here. Hmm.
I will kiss my children and live till tomorrow. And if tomorrow never comes at least I'll know I kissed my children and told them that I love them, for they are my world.
На диком острове, с его северо-западной стороны, внутри лагуны, вход в которую трудно разглядеть издали. Пройти туда на корабле и не сесть на мель можно было бы только хорошо зная особенности дна и расположение местных рифов. Тропа, ведущая от берега в лес, ведёт к деревянному срубу, в котором всегда есть определённый запас продовольствя, великолепное вино, а также храниться холодное и огнестрельное оружие, достаточное для экипировки нескольких сотен солдат. Обстановка внутри скромная, но все предметы и мебель подобраны с изыссканным вкусом. В отдельной комнате хранятся знамёна побеждённых кораблей и захваченных городов. Об этом месте как и о самом острове кроме меня знают только офицеры моего корабля.
Spend the last of my time with my family and son the one i love the most have a good time and be up for most of it.. Don't leave a breath unshaken and moment unscathed.. live it up to its fullest!! I really do not like to think about things like this because to me it is scary. Ever since I was a little girl my Grandma passed away and we were extremely close a few weeks later my great uncle dies and again a few weeks later.. then my pet cow dies and all our cats.. I didn't understand I thought i was getting too close to people and I was keeling them off now that I have gotten old death scares me straight just the thought of not being here on this beautiful earth with all these beautiful people... Its rough I go to a panic.. So please people not everyone thinks dooms day is here not everyone like to think about things like that so don't say these things unless you mean them!
Simple. It won't be.
I won't quote the verse I know that utterly destroys that thinking, but I'll spend today doing what I've done right for almost 5 months: Write, stay away from drama, and destroy the hell out of my obstacles. :)
in a mysterious cave full of intangible treasures I've fought for in lots of distant lands, conquering anomalous creatures never been seen or imagined by human.................in both sea and land.
In the most spiritually and intellectually sublime way possible: I'm going to finish watching Lost in La Mancha. There may also be Duck Soup. Of course, that will be after I've finalized plans for all the post-Rapture looting I plan to do. As the token agnostic/lapsed Buddhist/half-assed Hellenic pagan in the neighborhood (every self-respecting neighborhood needs one), I'll still be here. Might as well be here with a plasma TV and a hot car. Unless there's no Rapture in this nutball's meme. Then I'll have time to read the rest of Confessions of an Irish Rebel and have a beer.
But in light of my last post, I have to wonder...if we truly have tickets for John of Patmos's Excellent Adventure today, and graves are supposed to open and cast their occupants out of the earth on Judgment Day, does that mean we get a REAL zombie apocalypse after all?
Organizing my ponies, buying a Mars bar to compare it to a Milky Way, and hmm... eating pudding. I'll probably sleep in again. Then bake some cookies. Might go to a movie too. It will be a particularly good day.
Have the best of your life. Do everything you can to be good to other people. Living a short but a fruitful life was just like living 100 years of happy life.
i dont know wen was my last day in diz earth.,. but diz 1 thing wil i make sure b4 da last day of my lyf comes.,., I WILL SPEND ALL MY TIME WITH MY FAMILY AND LOVE ONES.,.,CREATING MEMORABLE MOMENTZ.,.,='( SAD
I'll do what I'd normally do.
- Matthew 24:36
- But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.