September 8th, 2011

gross!!

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?


eat your greens you fuckin little weed. sleep over at your grandads house more cos he wont be round much longer. hit back, dont just run and hide, scratch there eyes out and they will probably stop. people what use "you look like a girl" as an insult are stupid sexist fucks, stop trying to impress them cos they aint even worth it. start bracing yourself for how fuckin brilliant june 16th 1999 is going to be, backstreet boys at earls court!!! keep your piano lessons up, you will regret it in 10 years if you skive off now, and you should pay atention at school too and people might take you seriously and not laugh there tits off when you say your going to uni. things are going to be a bit rubbish but your used to that, just wait til 2007 though. thats a good year. chin up, phil. one day you will own a ferrari.



today i mostly been eyeing up the carpenters fixing the staircases in my shop ;) hnnnngh. i think i made htem uncomfortable hahaha, they are proper BLOKE!!! type blokes and aint realy that ok with me lurking round swooning onto chaises in my platforms and eyeliner when they are working but you know what, tough shit cos its my shop and i am paying there wages innit. anyway i aint leaving them to it, i seen them programms on telly about shifty workmen conning innocent members of the public!! no way, not me, i am keeping my eye on them ALL especialy the fit one with the biceps and the arse

i start designing rebeccas uniforms i am going to make her wear if she wants to keep on working for me *DOOM CHORDS* its going oooooook sort of, i mean its going to be fuckin hard work trying to make that tank look like a lady but i thought if i can do this then i can do ANYTHING and my future career will be a breeze :P she acts like she aint so happy about it but actualy i bet she is a BIT pleased, the poor old girl must be crying inside for someone to do a clueless on her but she is too stubborn to ask!!! if she would just let me at her top lip with a wax strip i think i could die happy cos seriously tom selleck aint a good look for nobody not even tom selleck. she just gets this frosty death look on her face tho when i mention it :( she gets all like MISTER VALENTINE, MY JOB IS TO MANAGE YOUR DIARY EFFICIENTLY, I AM NOT A BARBIE DOLL then i fuckin laughed my tits off at her thinking she could ever be a barbie and she got so mad i thought she might hulk smash me through the wall or somethign but she just goes dead narrow eyes and thin lips when she gets cross but that just makes me lol more cos its so funny. she is such a trunchbull i swear, she is dead easy to wind up. seriously though to be fair she is ace at running my life and i wouldnt of got this far without her but i will NOT have birkenstocks in my shop and that is just the END. gonna start interviewing people soon but i need to get the place in shape first. excited :DDDDDDDD its so BORING waiting for it all to get sorted out, i just want to wave a fairy wand at it so its perfect and i can just get going. working at home til its ready, i cant even hardly get in my bedroom no more cos its just full of clothes and stuff, it dont realy matter cos i sleep in Lindsays anyway but i aint hardly got no room to work no more!!! need to drag my sweing machine out in the living room or something, thats like a fuckin ballroom so wont run out of space there and the lights good from all them massive windows anyway

might do a night at princess on saturday, depends. Lindsays mates are pricks, i dont want to be in the hosue with them tbh but i will be the bigger man and get on with them if i have to even though they hate me. i can still watch x factor in the dressing rooms then :P

sleepytime xxxxxxx

Вопрос дня: Назад в прошлое

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?

"1.запомни,милая,мама- это самый любящий и дорогой,близкий для тебя человек,наслаждайся,когда она гладит тебя по голове,засыпай на ее плече почаще - совсем скоро тебе останется только мечтать об этом.
2.ни чужое мнение,ни отчаяние не должны мешать тебе общаться и делать то,что хочешь ты.А твоя подружка просто дура.
3.мальчишки еще долго будут взрослеть,так что можешь забыть про них на десяток лет и просто наслаждаться жизнью,солнцем,сном и кучей времени."
teaching

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?


I think I might just observe, inevitably going to the past at all would change something in my present. And besides being slightly tight on funds, I like where I am.

But I might say these two things: "Spend more time with Daddy, and try not fighting with him so much." and "Practice more, don't let daddy discourage you."

Вопрос дня: Назад в прошлое

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?

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моя, фотография

Вопрос дня: Назад в прошлое

Себе десятилетней я строго сказала бы: не бойся трудностей. не прячься за мамину спину, учись брать ответственность на себя и достигать намеченной цели. А ещё - не ленись!  Всё это, вроде бы, банально, но, не развив у себя все эти качества, я ничего путного в жизни не добилась. Увы!  Так что, молодёжь, мотайте на ус и учитесь на чужих ошибках.
If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?

Вопрос дня: Назад в прошлое

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?
анекдот бы рассказал:

Вызывает училка Вовочкиного папу в школу:
- Ваш Вовочка мало того что пьет и курит, он еще к нашей уборщице пристает с недвусмысленными предложениями. Поговорите с ним!
- Нема базару, завтра целый день буду говорить...
На следующий день батя ведет Вовочку в свой офис:
- Вовочка, говорят ты куришь?
- Да, батя, курю...
- И что?
- Когда "Приму", когда "Беломор", а денег нету - тогда и бычки из урны..
Папик достает ящик гаванских сигар:
- Попробуй вот это.
Вовочка затягивается:
- Да, батя, это оно... 
Папик снова:
- Вовочка, говорят, ты и пьешь?
- Да, батя, пью...
- И что пьешь?
- Когда "Старорусскую" (прим. - самая дешевая водка), когда самогон, а денег нет, тогда и одеколон...
Папик достает из бара коньяк "Хеннесси" и дает сыну:
- Ну как?
- Да, батя, это оно!
- Вовочка, говорят ты уборщицу в уголке зажимал? Ей же 60 лет!
- Да, батя, было дело...
Папик вызывает свою секретутку:
-Вы тут пообщайтесь часок, а я по фирме пройдусь...
Через час:
- Ну, что, Вовочка?
- Ой, батя, я тоже так хочу!!!
- Так вот, Вовочка, запомни, чтобы все это иметь, НУЖНО УЧИТЬСЯ, УЧИТЬСЯ, И ЕЩЕ РАЗ УЧИТЬСЯ!!

Вопрос дня: Назад в прошлое

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?
Сказал бы: Плюнь в лицо тому ублюдку из архитектурной академии. Который за ОТЛИЧНУЮ дипломню работу поставит тебе 4. Потому что "мрачновато"!

сука

на самомеле я его давно простил. правда. просто в голову эта история пришла первой, почему то.

ничего бы не сказал. обнял и попросил бы чаще маму обнимать.
Mischief and Magic

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?


No brainer here. I'd tell myself to tell my mom to insist the doctor give her medication that actually worked to bring down her high blood pressure and do the lab work he should have done. And for her to stop working so hard, stress a little less, and work out or do something more to relax and improve her overall fitness.

At ten, it still would have been early enough to save her life.

I *might* even get her to write a letter to my husband-as-is-now telling him how we could get together a lot earlier than we did. He's just enough of a romantic and just accepting enough of the weird that he'd believe it.
  • bakter

Вопрос дня: Назад в прошлое

Не начинай курить, не влюбляйся до 18 лет, не начинай пить, не убивайся в панк культуру, УЧИСЬ!!!! Да самое главное учёба... ну и наркотики, вообщем остальное не важно, главное учить, а там бы может ещё и походу что-нибудь придумал ))))
Dr. Jones?

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

I'd be in like... third grade. I actually wouldn't be surprised to see myself I think. I think I spent some time hoping a future me would come. I'd tell me this: Don't give up on that adventure. Key is to not wait for it but to seek it. Don't be shy. You don't have any fun when people don't know you exist. If you want something but are scared, go for it. Not doing is worse than failing. Never leave anything half-done. That last bit where you don't want to finish is where you grow the most. Girls are people. Yeah you know that. But I mean they are no different. Don't be so scared. They aren't gods. Stop covering your eyes during kissing scenes. Intimacy is nothing to be afraid of. Your adventure will come.

I'd want to write this out, hand it to me, then disappear

Вопрос дня: Назад в прошлое

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?
Себе в 10 лет я бы дала самый важный для жизни совет: мечтай, девочка, только о счастье! Мечты сбываются и материализуются! Помни об этом всегда!
детко

Вопрос дня: Назад в прошлое

Если бы вы могли вернуться назад во времени, что бы вы сказали себе 10-летнему?

Через 6 лет пойди по адресу ... и найди человека с именем и фамилией, что указаны на бумажке - он сделает тебя самой счастливой, отвечаю!
а вы?
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Writer's Block: Blast to the past

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?

If I could travel back in time... I wouldn't, unless I had some idea of the consequences. For example, there's Eric Flint's Ring of Fire scenario: My arrival in the past creates a New Universe that splits off from My Old Universe. No paradoxes. I can accidentally kill all my ancestors in the new universe because they aren't the ones who sired my sire and dam.

Then, I might sit down with ten year old me for a chat about Apple and IBM and Amazon and collecting Barbie Dolls, until my parents called the cops on that 60 year-old man chatting with their kid.

At 10 I was in Key West.

This is a duplicate of my comment to this thread in seawasp's LJ post
DH SNAPE

Writer's Block: Once upon a time…

What is the first line of your favorite book?


"Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy in many ways."
-J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"Hobbling home under mackerel sky, I came upon a group of children."
-Gregory Maguire, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister

"Sir Walter Elliot, of Kellynch Hall, in Somersetshire, was a man who, for his own amusement, never too up any book but the Boretage..."
-Jane Austen, Persuasion

"A throng of bearded men, in sad-colored garments, and gray, steepled-crowned hats, intermixed with women, some wearing hoods and others bareheaded, was assembled in front of a wooden edifice, the door of which was heavily timbered wit oak and studded with iron spikes."
-Nathaniel Hathorne, The Scarlett Letter

"The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the larve, square house of Privet Drive."
-J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

So these are only some of my fave books first lines. Of course I couldn't post just one! There are more but I'm going to stop at that. Oh and these are not in any order.

Love,
HQ
bruh

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?


I'd say thhat it's okay to break some rules and say what I think even if i think I might get into trouble. And do your homework! Tell your friends you love them! Never let them forget it because you never know who you might lose. And stop being so afraid to open up and be close with people. Seriously, whats up with that? And start eating healthier. McDonalds is shit food.
Eye, Discord

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?

Here's a list of stocks that did amazingly good over the next few years. Here's a book telling you about stocks and how to get someone to do the investing for you through the mail. Don't bother with drafting, stick to the engineering program. Also don't bother with that remote control Voltron, it's not worth five bucks, let alone what it costs. (Seriously, it's got a wire attached that's maybe five feet long.) And if you can't get someone to do the stocks thing...well. Either way actually, life is gonna suck for the next ten or fifteen years at least.

Any questions for me?
сучность
  • dulliss

Вопрос дня: Назад в прошлое

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?
Детка, ерез 3 года ты будешь хотеть самых глупых вещей на свете - большую грудь и бойфренда!
Это все будет! И в отличном качество-колличестве, не трепи маме нервы этой ерундой.

Более бы ничего не говорила, потому как сейчас все ошибки пошли на пользу. А вот этот период пубертатный - он маме нервы попротил, да!
reader

Вопрос дня: Назад в прошлое

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?


Быть более жестким, менее сентиментальным. Но поскольку для 10-летнего ребенка эти слова мало что значат, то сказал бы ему - иди заниматься боксом)

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

I would tell my 10 year old self that there will be more to life than this!

These ass-holes that have decided you are not worth it? Mean nothing.
This feeling of feeling of inadequacy that has been driven into you by your peers, will pass.
You WILL make something of yourself, meet a beautiful woman, have amazing children, and a respectable job.
Don't carry this bitterness along with you, learn to get over it. Because every moment you spend looking back with anger, regret and bitterness is just one more moment you are letting these people live rent free in your head.
Also? 10 year old self? Punch you know who square in the nose next time he opens his big fat mouth and tries to cut you down. Detention is worth it, stand up for yourself with your fists, because bullies don't understand common Language.

And when you get to grade 8 and you know who gets elected the Christian Life award...try not to be too bitter. You know he's really a Jackass...thats all that matters.


Oh also, don't eat so much, its hard to loose the weight when your older!
If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?
Dear 10 Year Old Nice,

First and foremost, be obedient and BE NICE your maids!

Around summer time, you'll be getting your period, so don't go out and play pretend-Karate and Taekwondo with your boy pals. It's going to be humiliating... And just relax, don't go out for a couple of days because of the chismosos and chismosas gossiping about.

Don't be afraid to ask about Math problems to your teacher. And if you fail one quiz, (3/15), if you're planning on hiding it, it's best to just burn it and throw it out. 

Also, CALL MOM AND DAD if you're coming home late! And is staying at a friend's house! You'll worry em to death. So please, please call them and just inform them as to where you are. 

And this is the most important thing ever: TELL DADDY TO TAKE CARE OF HIS FOOD INTAKE, to EAT HEALTHY and EXCERCISE REGULARLY. Drink lots of water. You have no idea, how difficult it is coping with his sickness right now. NEVER STOP REMINDING HIM. Tell mom that too.

Also, with regards to Leonard, try to be more understanding. :) I still try right now, i know it's difficult--but put yourself in his shoes. 

There's still tons of things to tell you, but I'll save that for later.

I'll talk to you later, Nice

Love,
the early-20s Nice. 

Вопрос дня: Назад в прошлое

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?

"Ты не бойся, это не правда, что школа - лучшие годы твоей жизни, взрослые выдумывают. Так что самоубийством жизнь кончать не придется. Жизнь - потрясающе интересное путешествие, поверь, потерпи".

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?


Go with your gut. If it feels wrong, don't do it. If it feels right, put your whole heart into it and don't look back. It's okay to be cautious, but have fun, too. And once you start liking yourself, other people will like you, too.

Hmm. Maybe I should take that advice now!!! <3
  • jremim

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?
What I would tell my ten year old self is don't hide from who you are and don't from from those who make you want to hide.  When you know who you are instead of what other people are telling you what you are, then brand yourself - nothing will feel more satisfying going to bed knowing you are going to wake up the same person. 

Writer's Block: Your 15 Minutes

If you had your own reality show, what would it be called? What would it be about?


It would be a GLBTA channel talking about Gender identity, and talking about the base norms that are established by our sex from the moment of conception. I think it's really hard for people who have gender issues to come out and say it when it's no more of a big deal than sleeping in when you are already late.
I would focus on viewer questions, and have doctors, lawyers, and all denominations of religious folks on my show to see why it is such an issue for them, and try and patch up a way to understand both sides of the story...
I would have people who are not afraid to take a stand and sing from the rafters their personal stories of how they became who they are- or where they are on their walk of life... And even more importantly I would buy an entire television station, have my own damn channel, and make sure that it is offered on basic cable instead of getting shoveled into a premium station like 'LOGO'... People with gender issues should have access to help and other people with the same issues without having to jump thought a hoop.
  • divatwk

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?
Hey you find anyway you can to stay in that chorus class!!! Don't strive to be part of the staus quo, you'll kick yourself as an adult. And be uber nice to this girl that'll be on one of your middle school buses. Because that girl is gonna be a big part of your life in sisterly sense.
Грязные танцы
  • jelly2

Вопрос дня: Назад в прошлое

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?



Я бы себе сказала: "В следующий раз подойди к Мите Пантелееву и скажи: "А у тебя член маленький!" И жизнь твоя кардинальным образом поменяется!"
ME

Writer's Block: Your 15 Minutes

I don't know what I would call it, but it would be all about dolls and the people who love and collect them.  Every episode would feature one or two people with their collections and they would talk about their hobby, how they collected, what they collected, whether they were deboxers or boxers, whether or not they play with their dolls, and so on.

Then there would be craft and sewing ideas that doll people would demonstrate so other doll people could try them out.  Doll artists who create OOAK dolls would be on here too.

There is so much that one could do with a show like that.  Too bad there isn't enough room on the show to have sex and affairs and all manners of bad behavior.  Ha ha. 

Maybe there would be a section of the program titled "Great Find of the Week" where doll collectors would send in footage of themselves with some great doll and telling how they managed to obtain it.
If you had your own reality show, what would it be called? What would it be about?

Я осенняя

Вопрос дня: Назад в прошлое

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?
Я бы сказала, что еще через три года я встречу одного человека, и его ни в коем случае нельзя будет терять! Даже ради кажущихся лучше.... 
Тихая радость

Вопрос дня: Назад в прошлое

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?


Сказал бы, звездец братан, готовься следующие 28 лет будет полный облом в твоей жизниоб, но ты не унывай, после тягот обязательно наступит облегчение и ты поумнеешь, поймешь что такое жизнь по факту а не формально, и это того стоит.
Amy lulz, Sailor Moon, cutechong, Sailor Moon episode screenshot

Writer's Block: Your 15 Minutes

If you had your own reality show, what would it be called? What would it be about?
The title of my reality tv show would be simply "Face The Truth". I'd find cyber bullies, put them in the same room with their victims, ask many personal questions towards the cyber bully, and video tape the reactions of the cyber bully towards their victims, the conversations, ect. Such kinds of drama would make for very good television! :D
Leska journal icon

Writer's Block: Blast to the past


If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?
Hmm...If I could go back in time to my 10-year-old self? Well, I suppose I'd say this:

Dear 10-year-old me, 
  
  Hi! It's future you. Just writing you to let you know a few things. Here, I wrote you a list: 

1.) When you get into highschool, you're going to be told you have to have an exit exam to graduate. No matter how hopeless it looks, do not give up trying to get better in math like I did. You'll fuck yourself over for graduating with your friends because you'll have had to go to a continuation school to get your credits. Know why? Because even though they told you you can't graduate unless you pass, they're going to change their mind for your graduating class (2004). So you're good to go on that. Just don't fail it up. 

2.) Oh, also...work out a bit more and stop going on WebTV so much.. ...Oh right, you won't have known what that is yet. Well, you will in about 2-3 years. You'll also meet a really awesome guy. Do whatever you can to keep from becoming enemies with him. You'll date. Long distance thing. Things get fucked up but it was probably worth it in the end, you were just a secret. But he's still an awesome guy. You end up becoming friends with him again later down the line, but still, just don't fuck things up with that friend ship, even if you two don't work out. Anyway, yes. Aside from that, learn how valuable taking care of your body is. 

3.) Cherish every moment with your dog, Dutchess. 


4.) Avoid Kevin at all costs. He's a douche bag. You'll meet him in WoW. Don't fall for his tricks of seeming like a cool, caring guy when you're feeling low. He's a hipster faggot. Trust me. Just avoid the asshole. All he'll do is fuck things up with the relationship you'll currently be in at that point, and you'll just get ignored for days on end by him anyway--because he's a fucking asshole like that.

5.) Warn your brother about what will happen to his wife. If he doesn't listen...at least you tried. But please above all of this, let him know that. I know it may be a bit grim to tell someone their wife will be murdered, but if it can be prevented and save my brother the grief and their son will have their mother back, that's ...good right?

6.) Get your fucking driving license already. God damn. ...Okay not "now" since you're 10...but you know what I mean! Get it when you pass your driver's ed class at 16. 

7.) You're gonna do a couple emo things that you made fun of others (not anyone you knew, but in general)  for earlier on in high school. Way to be a fucking hypocrite. Stop cutting, faggot.

8.) And last but not least, I know you'll think of me as crazy, but... ...My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is awesome. Keep watching this. 
  • m2o

Вопрос дня: Назад в прошлое

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?
результатов за последнее десятилетие и рассказал как делать ставки ::)
рассказал бы что надо успеть зарегистрировать домены sex.com  facebook.com и т.д. и родителей бы уговорил продать хату и купить акции майкрософт или аппле.
inanna

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If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?


- don't love men who don't lie face down on the mud for you to walk over them to avoid you getting dirty, or are unable to punch a jock in the face if he offends your honor

- don't disrespect your Mother

- brush your teeth three times a day

- get your rocks off reading good books

- keep your mind and body clean

- don't marry. ever. this cannot be enforced enough.
Leska journal icon

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?

Dear 10-year-old me, 

  
  Hi! It's future you. Just writing you to let you know a few things. Here, I wrote you a list: 

1.) When you get into highschool, you're going to be told you have to have an exit exam to graduate. No matter how hopeless it looks, do not give up trying to get better in math like I did. You'll fuck yourself over for graduating with your friends because you'll have had to go to a continuation school to get your credits. Know why? Because even though they told you you can't graduate unless you pass, they're going to change their mind for your graduating class (2004). So you're good to go on that. Just don't fail it up. 

2.) Oh, also...work out a bit more and stop going on WebTV so much.. ...Oh right, you won't have known what that is yet. Well, you will in about 2-3 years. You'll also meet a really awesome guy. Do whatever you can to keep from becoming enemies with him. You'll date. Long distance thing. Things get fucked up but it was probably worth it in the end, you were just a secret. But he's still an awesome guy. You end up becoming friends with him again later down the line, but still, just don't fuck things up with that friend ship, even if you two don't work out. Anyway, yes. Aside from that, learn how valuable taking care of your body is. 

3.) Cherish every moment with your dog, Dutchess. 


4.) Avoid Kevin at all costs. He's a douche bag. You'll meet him in WoW. Don't fall for his tricks of seeming like a cool, caring guy when you're feeling low. He's a hipster faggot. Trust me. Just avoid the asshole. All he'll do is fuck things up with the relationship you'll currently be in at that point, and you'll just get ignored for days on end by him anyway--because he's a fucking asshole like that.

5.) Warn your brother about what will happen to his wife. If he doesn't listen...at least you tried. But please above all of this, let him know that. I know it may be a bit grim to tell someone their wife will be murdered, but if it can be prevented and save my brother the grief and their son will have their mother back, that's ...good right?

6.) Get your fucking driving license already. God damn. ...Okay not "now" since you're 10...but you know what I mean! Get it when you pass your driver's ed class at 16. 

7.) You're gonna do a couple emo things that you made fun of others (not anyone you knew, but in general)  for earlier on in high school. Way to be a fucking hypocrite. Stop cutting, faggot. 


8.) Don't give up on your dream. It may altar a bit as you grow older, but never give up. It is not going to just come to you, either. Key is to not wait for it but to seek it. Don't be shy. You don't have any fun when people don't know you exist. If you want something but are scared, go for it. Not doing is worse than failing. Never leave anything half-done. That last bit where you don't want to finish is where you grow the most. You are so much more than you'll think of yourself. Be stronger. 

9.) And last but not least, I know you'll think of me as crazy, but... ...My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is awesome. Keep watching this. 
Leska journal icon

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?
Dear 10-year-old me, 
  
  Hi! It's future you. Just writing you to let you know a few things. Here, I wrote you a list: 
1.) When you get into highschool, you're going to be told you have to have an exit exam to graduate. No matter how hopeless it looks, do not give up trying to get better in math like I did. You'll fuck yourself over for graduating with your friends because you'll have had to go to a continuation school to get your credits. Know why? Because even though they told you you can't graduate unless you pass, they're going to change their mind for your graduating class (2004). So you're good to go on that. Just don't fail it up. 
2.) Oh, also...work out a bit more and stop going on WebTV so much.. ...Oh right, you won't have known what that is yet. Well, you will in about 2-3 years. You'll also meet a really awesome guy. Do whatever you can to keep from becoming enemies with him. You'll date. Long distance thing. Things get fucked up but it was probably worth it in the end, you were just a secret. But he's still an awesome guy. You end up becoming friends with him again later down the line, but still, just don't fuck things up with that friendship, even if you two don't work out. Anyway, yes. Aside from that, learn how valuable taking care of your body is. 
3.) Avoid Kevin at all costs. He's a douche bag. You'll meet him in WoW. Don't fall for his tricks of seeming like a cool, caring guy when you're feeling low. He's a hipster faggot. Trust me. Just avoid the asshole. All he'll do is fuck things up with the relationship you'll currently be in at that point, and you'll just get ignored for days on end by him anyway--because he's a fucking asshole like that.
4.) Warn your brother about what will happen to his wife. If he doesn't listen...at least you tried. But please above all of this, let him know that. I know it may be a bit grim to tell someone their wife will be murdered, but if it can be prevented and save my brother the grief and their son will have their mother back, that's ...good right?
5.) Get your fucking driving license already. God damn. ...Okay not "now" since you're 10...but you know what I mean! Get it when you pass your driver's ed class at 16. 
6.) You're gonna do a couple emo things that you made fun of others (not anyone you knew, but in general)  for earlier on in high school. Way to be a fucking hypocrite. Stop cutting, faggot. 
7.) Don't give up on your dream. It may altar a bit as you grow older, but never give up. It is not going to just come to you, either. Key is to not wait for it but to seek it. Don't be shy. You don't have any fun when people don't know you exist. If you want something but are scared, go for it. Not doing is worse than failing. Never leave anything half-done. That last bit where you don't want to finish is where you grow the most. You are so much more than you'll think of yourself. Be stronger. 
8.) And last but not least, I know you'll think of me as crazy, but... ...My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is awesome. Keep watching this. 

Leska journal icon

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?
Dear 10-year-old me, 
  
  Hi! It's future you. Just writing you to let you know a few things. Here, I wrote you a list: 
1.) When you get into highschool, you're going to be told you have to have an exit exam to graduate. No matter how hopeless it looks, do not give up trying to get better in math like I did. You'll fuck yourself over for graduating with your friends because you'll have had to go to a continuation school to get your credits. Know why? Because even though they told you you can't graduate unless you pass, they're going to change their mind for your graduating class (2004). So you're good to go on that. Just don't fail it up. 
2.) Oh, also...work out a bit more and stop going on WebTV so much.. ...Oh right, you won't have known what that is yet. Well, you will in about 2-3 years. You'll also meet a really awesome guy. Do whatever you can to keep from becoming enemies with him. You'll date. Long distance thing. Things get fucked up but it was probably worth it in the end, you were just a secret. But he's still an awesome guy. You end up becoming friends with him again later down the line, but still, just don't fuck things up with that friendship, even if you two don't work out. Anyway, yes. Aside from that, learn how valuable taking care of your body is. 
3.) Avoid Kevin at all costs. He's a douche bag. You'll meet him in WoW. Don't fall for his tricks of seeming like a cool, caring guy when you're feeling low. He's a hipster faggot. Trust me. Just avoid the asshole. All he'll do is fuck things up with the relationship you'll currently be in at that point, and you'll just get ignored for days on end by him anyway--because he's a fucking asshole like that.
4.) Warn your brother about what will happen to his wife. If he doesn't listen...at least you tried. But please above all of this, let him know that. I know it may be a bit grim to tell someone their wife will be murdered, but if it can be prevented and save my brother the grief and their son will have their mother back, that's ...good right?
5.) Get your fucking driving license already. God damn. ...Okay not "now" since you're 10...but you know what I mean! Get it when you pass your driver's ed class at 16. 
6.) You're gonna do a couple emo things that you made fun of others (not anyone you knew, but in general)  for earlier on in high school. Way to be a fucking hypocrite. Stop cutting, faggot. 
7.) Don't give up on your dream. It may altar a bit as you grow older, but never give up. It is not going to just come to you, either. Key is to not wait for it but to seek it. Don't be shy. You don't have any fun when people don't know you exist. If you want something but are scared, go for it. Not doing is worse than failing. Never leave anything half-done. That last bit where you don't want to finish is where you grow the most. You are so much more than you'll think of yourself. Be stronger. 
8.) And last but not least, I know you'll think of me as crazy, but... ...My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is awesome. Keep watching this. 

Squirrel Feather

Writer's Block: Your 15 Minutes

If you had your own reality show, what would it be called? What would it be about?


I HATE "reality" shows. If I had to run one, it would involve secret cameras focused on people yacking on their cellphones and see their reaction as I send signal to the phone to cause it to short-circuit...or short out all the area cell towers and see how long these idiots cope with no cellphone.
Leska journal icon

Writer's Block: Blast to the past

If you could travel back in time, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?

Dear 10-year-old me, 
  
  Hi! It's future you. Just writing you to let you know a few things. Here, I wrote you a list: 

1.) When you get into highschool, you're going to be told you have to have an exit exam to graduate. No matter how hopeless it looks, do not give up trying to get better in math like I did. You'll fuck yourself over for graduating with your friends because you'll have had to go to a continuation school to get your credits. Know why? Because even though they told you you can't graduate unless you pass, they're going to change their mind for your graduating class (2004). So you're good to go on that. Just don't fail it up. 

2.) Oh, also...work out a bit more and stop going on WebTV so much.. ...Oh right, you won't have known what that is yet. Well, you will in about 2-3 years. You'll also meet a really awesome guy. Do whatever you can to keep from becoming enemies with him. You'll date. Long distance thing. Things get fucked up but it was probably worth it in the end, you were just a secret. But he's still an awesome guy. You end up becoming friends with him again later down the line, but still, just don't fuck things up with that friendship, even if you two don't work out. Anyway, yes. Aside from that, learn how valuable taking care of your body is. 

3.) Avoid Kevin at all costs. He's a douche bag. You'll meet him in WoW. Don't fall for his tricks of seeming like a cool, caring guy when you're feeling low. He's a hipster faggot. Trust me. Just avoid the asshole. All he'll do is fuck things up with the relationship you'll currently be in at that point, and you'll just get ignored for days on end by him anyway--because he's a fucking asshole like that.

4.) Warn your brother about what will happen to his wife. If he doesn't listen...at least you tried. But please above all of this, let him know that. I know it may be a bit grim to tell someone their wife will be murdered, but if it can be prevented and save my brother the grief and their son will have their mother back, that's ...good right?

5.) Get your fucking driving license already. God damn. ...Okay not "now" since you're 10...but you know what I mean! Get it when you pass your driver's ed class at 16. 

6.) You're gonna do a couple emo things that you made fun of others (not anyone you knew, but in general)  for earlier on in high school. Way to be a fucking hypocrite. Stop cutting, faggot. 

7.) Don't give up on your dream. It may altar a bit as you grow older, but never give up. It is not going to just come to you, either. Key is to not wait for it but to seek it. Don't be shy. You don't have any fun when people don't know you exist. If you want something but are scared, go for it. Not doing is worse than failing. Never leave anything half-done. That last bit where you don't want to finish is where you grow the most. You are so much more than you'll think of yourself. Be stronger. 
8.) And last but not least, I know you'll think of me as crazy, but... ...My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is awesome. Keep watching this. 

Writer's Block: Your 15 Minutes

If you had your own reality show, what would it be called? What would it be about?


I detest reality shows, unless you haven't a clue you're being taped, that's not reality, that's the persona you wish to project, so mine would be called, Get A Life! Why Do You Care Anyway? and I would spend the 30 minutes passing on ideas of things you could be spending your time on like reading, housework (if you watch this much TV you probably need it), hobbies, gardening, exercise (see the housework note).... ;)