Оно бы называлось "Другая сторона телекамеры". В павильоне а-ля "кубы", "дома-2" и т.п. заперли бы группу артистов и съемочную бригаду и они бы снимали сериал. По-настоящему, со сценарем и всем прочим. Это намного интереснее, чем то, что в итоге попадает в эфир.
I'd wear the tightest skinny jeans and the lowest deep v shirt ans whore around with anything that would let me put my dick in em XDDDD
and in any down time I'd mastrabate until my arm fell off.
When I changed back I wouldn't be surprised if I just cried all day though.
God I wish I were a boy gdi ;^;
Какое было бы шоу, не знаю. Но одно знаю наверняка: ведущей в нем была бы не Ксения Собчак. Ничего не имею против ее интеллекта или там внешности, просто ее слишком много.
А вот интересненько! Текстовый редактор мне сейчас не подчеркнул написанные выше имя-фамилию :))) Любое другое сейчас напиши - подчеркнет красненьким, а Ксюшу - нет, не подчеркнул. Увековечили уже в словарях :)))
Honestly, I think I'd drag. It's awkward for me to feel pretty and feminine in this body; it feels like I'm losing a part of my identity when I dress up. If I could take my masculinity for granted for a day? Then I'd feel comfortable in makeup and long hair and a nice dress.
Even if I didn't drag, it would be nice to just walk around and have people see 'male' for a while; I don't need more than that.
Might do kareoke so that I could hit songs in the tenor range, though. That would be pretty sweet.
Funny enough, my sister once told me she wished there was a reality show about me.
I think she called it "Krowface and an apartment full of women he's banging" or something like that.
Basically it would be a story about a bunch of people living in house full of people I was f...
Well... you get it.
Anyways, all sorts of wacky stories about who's on top, who gets to finish, and the crazy sociopaths who find themselves underneath me.
Or something like that.
Ask her. She knows more about it than I do.
Don't rush love, boys are stupid. Focus on school, it'll save you. Follow your instinct. Enjoy family more.
cross dress, and contemplate sex reassignment if I could not be assured that the condition would only last for a day.
While I feel mentally genderless to some degree, I am totally pleased with the package that I come in and consider its physical sex pretty close to ideal (except for certain private female matters which probably won't be of any concern for more than a few years longer). I would find certain dangly bits to be rather inconvenient and vulnerable, would miss certain other parts of my anatomy, and... Then there is the matter of all of that body hair.
My dog. Besides, she's turning 6 on saturday. Means we got her more than 4 years ago.
Apart from that for past 12 months my job pretty much was my life. And now that I've been gone for not even 10 days it already feels like that was ages ago. Finding the place you belong can be hell if you know there's no chance to stay there. Missing everything so badly right now.
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"Paper or Plastic", or maybe "Baggerz". As it says on the tin, it would deal with folks working grocery retail, starting with getting hired and following them through their training, showing the trials and tribulations of learning the ropes. A lot of it would be "hidden" camera-style stuff, and some of it would be calculated to show how crappy retail customers can be (using actors or "secret shopper"-types. I've learned how to spot those sorts, as they tend to be a little too orderly).
in any ways, I LOVE YOU BABY (:
The Biggest Winner. I would get a team of starving refugees from [insert trendy poverty-stricken country here] and a team of deluded twits from the "pro-ana/mia" LJ communities and make them have to out-gain each other. It would be sponsored by IHOP, Denny's, Krispy Kreme, and Shake Shack.
I would be the fabulous host.
If the refugees win, they get to evict the "thinspired" team from their homes and live there and be granted political asylum and food stamps.
If the pro-ED girls win, they get a box of donuts, a bottle of ipecac, and the Carpenter's Greatest Hits.
The Brian Files.
Something simple like that. I mean with all that I go through, that itself would get high ratings and keep people gagging and wanting more let alone coming back to watch more. Especially with the people and relatives that I know. Ha!
Wack off, go to a gay bar and pick up another dude for sex (I'm topping), and spend some solo time figuring out if the prostate is all it's cracked up to be.
Then go back to that gay bar, because gay dudes are hot and it'd be my only chance to hook up with one. Or two. Or four.
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If I had a show, I would have a film crew make me play retro games from start to finish. NES, SNES, Sega... if it was a video game.. I had to play it. I would spend an entire 24 hour day trying to finish it.. I would stink at it, of course but it would be good entertainment...
Wait, I'm "The Kacho"... I already have this show.. Silly me.. http://kotaku.com/5814938/episode-1-ninja-gaiden
Just one day? Shit. That's not much time... It'd be great if I could switch back and forth and live life in a woman's body half the time haha.
Ummmmm.. prolly shopping? Primarily because I'd want to try on womens clothes with the body type for it.. get experience trying to look great as a woman, flatter the features I have etc. It would do wonders for my design sense I think.
I mean seriously, I'm in a fairly dudeish body. Its easy to say fuckit, jeans and a t-shirt today. With the right design & fit, that's all it takes to look decently good. I couldn't get that experience with this body even if I tried something like drag cause 100% of the effort would be in trying to hide all the masculine features and in the end still failing to pass.
It would also def be interesting to go out (looking fabulous) and see how different guys react from a woman's pov. ...and of course, obviously, all the obligatory stuff about body/sense exploration yada yada .. I mean I don't think that part actually has to be spelled out eh?
That would pretty much take up a whole day. I'll probably think of something else later but... oh! Eat a bunch of sinful stuff and get the benefit of the female endocrine system without consequence MWAhahaha! XD
It should be noted that I'm a girl now, so if I were to become a male for a day, I'd hit on a whole bunch of girls. I'd want to see how it is to be on the giving end of this.
I'd hang out with a whole bunch of guys and study how they talk and interact with one another.
I'd definitely practice my guy talk. "That chick is bangin'!"
Yeah, I'd basically be Amanda Bynes in She's the Man (I have no real perception of reality).
I would not have a "reality" show. First of all, my life is pretty boring. It makes for bad TV. Secondly, I can't imagine a worst nightmare than trying to go about my life with a camera in my face. I like my privacy. I like my annonymity. I had a very brief, very tiny taste of semi-fame once and I didn't care for it.
So, no, thank you. I'm sure there are plenty of desperate, fame wannabes who would be happy to have a show about themselves. None for me.
مشاهدة مباراة برشلونة وريال سوسيداد بث مباشر
مباراة برشلونة وريال سوسيداد اليوم
مشاهدة مباراة برشلونة وريال سوسيداد على النت
مشاهدة مباراة برشلونة وريال سوسيداد بث مباشر اليوم
The sexes are not opposite. What I've learned in my own journey changing sex is that the physical differences between people are not like opposites, but rather variations with some similarities between different those of sexes and some differences between those of the same sex.
..I wonder what it's like to be a rat? And attractive?
I would fuck every inch of myself until I passed out. And then wake up and do it again.
Then I'd probably fuck everything with a handle in my house, just like all of you girls do.
(DON'T LIE, I KNOW YOU DO IT.)
Yeah so really, it would be 24 hours of hedonistic self-love that would wear me out so hard I'd never want to be a woman ever again.
Except for those last few minutes. Cause I want to have a moment to think about all the wonderful things I learned.
I would put two young guys, plus two older guys (four in total), and one young girl in a sealed room with nothing but a huge box of Mentos in it ... Who's gonna get the girl? What's gonna happen to Mentos?
Don't let the people who have hurt you keep you from loving. Don't hate yourself, you didn't make this place, you were just thrown in here. You will find those who will love you. Always remember that. And eat more corn on the cob!
well KidS Hanson / net also has a hoodie for the musical ride tour thats red , yellow and blue on Navy blue that I love . so yes If Kat gives me money , i'll probably get that too .
only 43 days til HAnson at the Norva !
1. Pee standing up.
2. Get a blowjob.
3. Do dick tricks in the mirror like those 'Puppetry of the Penis' guys.
4. Jerk it.
5. Repeat until I pass out.
That's about it really. It's not like there's tons of stuff I can't do as a female.
Sometimes stuff happens ,and i feel like being alone.I don't feel i belong sometimes.Don't know if i ever will feel like i belong.My trust for people , family,or friends,or anyone.I dont no longer trust.I just cant trust anymore.I guess you could say ive been let down,lie to,cheated on,treated so cruel.I dont have close family,actually the only family i have is my father.The others ,sibblings are cruel, cold hearted beyond words.They dont care about me ,and they never will. One sibbling we no longer talk,and that relationship is over.She chose to stop talking to me for no reason.She chose to betray family .She teamed up with her disturbed daughter,and made stuff up,and sent letters,and made phone calls with false lies.Which resulted in dept of elderly affairs,police ,city inspecter,mental health social workers ect coming to my house.Trying to force my father in a nursing home against his will( to gain money).Our father wants to live at home,and cares for himself very well.What kind of a daughter,and grandaughter would try to put their father in a nursing home agianst his will,because they think they can gain money? a very evil daughter.People say people should forgive.How do i forgive that kind of behavior? My sibblingS have no heart,dont care about noone but herself There was warning signs my sister didnt care,but i tried to ignore them,i was in denial. When your sister wont even give you a ride one street away to a store(not for free, paid ride) and still dont want to take you. My brother the abuser since 1966.I wish i could run from him ,and disown him.
My health problems get in my way of having a normal life.I deal with so much.Homebound from agoraphobia,panic attacks,major depression,osteoarthritis in both knees,hip,shoulder,lower back,rheumotoid arthritis in my fingers,sciatica,acid reflux,ibs,chronic fatigue syndrome,retina eye problems in both eyes.(can only see to read with one eye.). (99% loss of feeling in right hand,and 3 fingers.A finger that got shattered by abuse that i can no longer bend.carpal tunnel syndrome in left hand. Menopause problems (spotting everyday for over a year),both legs swollen unsure why.hammer toes,spurs in heel. Its hard to walk ,dragging myself with pain,and stiffness badly. Seen a doctor a few weeks ago.He thinks i may have high blood pressure,and swollen legs could be a sign of heart trouble ect.Being that both of my parents had,or have heart problems,my risk is high in getting that. Sadness did a toll on my physical health.My health wasent bad back befor July 2001.But my jealous brother had to wreck my life.Was just beginning to show a lot of progress in going out places.Had a girlfriend i loved deeper than myself. My life was looking up.Than one day my brother downs me to our doctor at the time.My brother is a good actor .And it resulted in my getting driven in a car by my doctor.Or went crazy on me drove me around for over an hour yelling your brother,and housework.I tried to talk calmly,but she was going crazy.She tried to hit me. That car ride resulted in my getting another big problem claustophobia riding in a car.Never had that before. One month later i ended up in the er ,numbness in my legs. they didnt want to take xrays of my legs,they was concern it might me heart related. Than i found myself i couldnt go anywhere anymore ,Went homebound very fast.The ride in a car was very hard,dizzy,body stifen up,i felt like i want to jump out of the car ect. The people i needed more than words could express,girlfriend,friends they never came to visit ,and my phone calls begging to talk to them,went unanswered most of the time.I needed emotional support ,needed a hug,needed to know i was loved.I didnt get that.Girlfriend was dealing with some kind of problems of fear of love.Or maybe they didnt feel comfortable being in the same room as a very honest woman?But she refused to get help,or let anyone try to help her.Like she enjoys not loving anyone but herself.She drives a car,can travel anywhere in the world,Why wouldnt she try to seek help for her problem.Did she care i cried each day missing her? She has no idea the hurt i been through.She wouldnt want to be separated from the people she loves the most would she? Suppose her relatives all hid from her,refuse to talk on phone with her.Went away where she couldnt find them?well thats the hurt i felt,maybe even deeper than that.I still hurt everyday.A part of me dont want to love her,or anyone.Wish my feelings would go away.Because should i love someone who apparantly dont care about me?She cheated on me .,went on dated someone else.Adopted children. Didnt bother to tell me she didnt want me anymore.Like a fool i didnt cheat,i continued to wait for her for years.All those years lost,i will never get back.Just to find out she was with another woman and going on with her life.i dont care she adopted children,i knew she wanted some.The part that hurts is she picked someone else to be the other parent.Wouldnt have bothered me had she adopted alone.But the child will always be connected to that other woman,which if i had a child ,wouldnt want her to be related to the people shes related to .very bad people. The other hurt is she involved herself with a psychiatrist who was cruel to me,abruptly pulled my meds,lied got me throw out of a clinic .She was there ,and seen how that nut treated me.How could she take a job helping her to get out of trouble? Noone could ever hire me for anything ,if they tried to hurt my girlfriend. I wouldnt want nothing to do with them.Im not that crazy for money.But i guess im differant i love deeply.I have a heart.
Theres someone ive been friends with online for several months,and i think im starting to fall for her romantically,and i think shes falling for me.Theres quite a differance between our ages ,shes almost 24 years old,and im 54 years old(many people tell me i dont look my age).Shes a very talented singer/songwriter/DJ/alternative model/actress. She plays several instruments.We live quite a distant apart,but shes planning,and hoping to travel come see me someday. I know that when she starts getting out ,and performing .She has the the talent to be a very famous singer.Her style is dance music.Love her songs,often listen to them.Shes signed to a record label.My interest in her,isent because shes a singer,and talented.I like her because i can sence she has a heart. Shes very sweet i can tell,and im drawned to that.Like to treat her wonderful like she so much deserves. We usually hang out most of the day on a web site.But lately i havent gone to that web site.It has nothing to do with her.It has to do with some 21 year old girl lashing out at me for no reason.Hear she was mad at someone totally unrelated to me,but was cruel towards me for nothing. We belong to a support group for people with panic attacks.the older people told her she was out of line to speakto me that way.The young early 20 year olds stuck by her.Apparently she knows how to suck up to people .she sends them gifts ect. Some people my age questioned why are we in the same group with some that young? Especially with immature ,bratty ones who cant act like a adult.And who have no manners to people way older than them.
I'd ask to be of at least average male height to go with it. Then I'd spend the day changing lightbulbs and reaching on to shelves without needing a stepstool.
I have to say, it's THIS - not having to get my pants altered - that is the suckiest part about being a short (5'2") woman. It's no big whoop for me to take my jeans to a tailor or just find the "Tyrion Lannister Size" but dang if it isn't a PITA to shelve things on top shelves built for someone 5'8". Since I don't climb ladders (I only do stepstools) I always have to get someone else to change the lighting in the kitchen ceiling because that's too high for me even with a stepstool.
Tyrion Lannister is royalty and can get servants or tall whores to fetch things off shelves for him. :D Besides, the Song of Ice and Fire universe doesn't have lightbulbs (though I'm intrigued by the elaborate hot-springs heating system of Winterfell).
Obligatory kitty talk: Anastasia doesn't want to play with her cat toys. She only wants to play with my hair ties which she will dig through drawers to try to ferret out.
For me, it's nothing more than a fortune-telling if someone tells, about my future, i.e what will be my biggest loss, failure and depression in life. It may be interesting, but somehow I prefer not to know. I believe, whatever happens in our life is already destined since the day we born and all of them should be experienced according to certain phase and age in our life... Are not they?
Ups and downs are already settled
Why seek a fortune teller?
~ Li Bong, Tang Dynasty
Oh my god. Andrea and I would have so much sex. And she would give me blow jobs. I'd be really celebrating the fact that she's bi.
And I'd pee a lot. I'd take a long drive somewhere remote with a big cup of coffee or water or something, and whenever I'd have to pee, I could just pull over and take care of that shit. I would pee everywhere.
What else. Since I'd actually be a dude, and not just a chick with a dick, there's got to be more I could do. I could walk around at night by myself? I already eat meat and drink beer. Hmm.
If I could become a woman for a day? Well, having sex is the obvious thing, since I've always wondered what it was like. But that's just the evening. I'd spend most of the day singing and recording, so that I'd have the rare opportunity to sing duets with myself. If I could pick the day and had enough advance notice, I'd do a concert at a convention. (And everyone in the audience would be wondering "who the hell is that, and why is she singing so many of Steve's songs?")
I have wondered about that a few times. A very interesting question, but I can't think of what I would do in all honesty. Maybe get laid with as many people as I can, maybe try the things women have for one day to see what it would be like, who knows.
когда вокруг такое творится только зверь может об этом говорить.
задавшая живет в америке и думаю не испытывает к россии нежных чувств.
Well, uncreative as it is, I have to say I'd go around trying out my boy parts. Who wouldn't? Hopefully I'd have a really hot male body so I could secure a person of each gender to try them out with, and also a relatively youthful body so I'd have the energy to do it more than once. Then I'd probably go find a snowbank to write my name in, if you know what I mean. :D
That said, I would never want to be a man permanently. I like being a woman, even if I don't always fit in very well with other women!
the first thing i thought of was to pee. then i thought of waiting till i have to pee really badly, but there not being a bathroom anywhere, and taking it upon myself to pee behind a tree or in another convenient hiding place while no one watches. i've always been envious of that convenience that men have. and while i've been in similar situations, (having to pee really badly, no bathroom around, find somewhere to hide to take care of my business) it just seems way more effortless when you can just wip it out, pee, then tuck it back in. for a woman you have to crouch somewhere, make sure your feet are a good distance apart so the urine doesn't splash you or your clothes, bring a tissue or find a leaf to wipe yourself after, etc. you're just exposing more of yourself and making way more of an effort to do what guys can do simply. now that i'm talking about it i'm starting to feel more resentful haha.
Pee in a urinal. No real reason for that, I just want to do it.
Have sex. I've always wanted to know what it feels like for men. Do you have any idea how much that first-hand knowledge would benefit my writing? So yeah, it's only for research purposes ;)