September 19th, 2011

Writer's Block: Sweet tooth

Frozen yogurt. Mmm... yummy. Lately, I've been addicted to frozen yogurt. Especially the fruits flavours like blueberry, strawberry, mango and orange. Then adding it with fresh fruits, mmm...., yummy yummy yummy. I feel like buying one right now but the shop had long close up for today. Aaaa... I love frozen yogurt cause it has mix sweet and sour and cold. A prefect dessert for a hot day. Yeah~
What is your favorite candy or dessert?
Let's Roll

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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Did you hear the one about the pirate who started a farm on land and made a killing in corn? He sold his product for a buck an ear.
sketchyspike

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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ARRR BULLOCKS I be um, uh swabbin' the deck or some bullshit, that is, look I gotta work and the admiral's in town, HE CAN'T BE KNOWIN' I'M A PIRATE or its Davy Jones for me, and by that I mean unemployment. I'll have to hoist me Jolly Roger, uh, later. ARRRRRR.
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  • iamtaji

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!
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Happy BD 2012

Вопрос дня: Мода

What is the strangest thing in your closet?

У меня таких вещей - половина гардероба!) а есть вещи, которые вообще ни разу не одевала, не потому что они вышли из моды или чего-то там, а просто... ИХ НЕЛЬЗЯ ОДЕВАТЬ!!!))) Это такой удар по собственной самооценки и самолюбию!)
Rum and Braintubes

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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Shit, is that today? Good thing I'm already chugging rum to deal with moving-induced stress.

And listening to Madonna, which isn't exactly Pirate-themed, but right now, I don't care. *chugchug*

Вопрос дня: Сны

Я не помню, когда я в последний раз видела сон. Но в юности сны снились и бабушка говорила, что сны с четверга на пятницу - вещие. Если сон хороший, старались его запомнить и ждать, когда же он сбудется! Но проходило время и всё забывалось! Ещё она говорила: - Праздничный сон - до обеда. То есть сбыться должен до обеда. Если не сбылся, то уже не сбудется.
С четверга на пятницу сны сбываются?

Вопрос дня: Сны

Я не помню, когда я в последний раз видела сон. Но в юности сны снились и бабушка говорила, что сны с четверга на пятницу - вещие. Если сон хороший, старались его запомнить и ждать, когда же он сбудется! Но проходило время и всё забывалось! Ещё она говорила: - Праздничный сон - до обеда. То есть сбыться должен до обеда. Если не сбылся, то уже не сбудется.
С четверга на пятницу сны сбываются?

never enough spike

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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Okay, couldn't resist this, as I *love* talk like a pirate day. Here's the joke.

A pirate captain, upset that his crew hadn't shown up to ship out, went looking for them. He stormed angrily into the local pirate pub, and shouted out, "Where are my buccaneers?"

Someone shouted back, "Under your buccan hat!"
beauty

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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Capn Jones walks in to his fave tavern with a huge and ugly parort riding peaceful on his shoulders. One of his friends walks up and says "where the heck did you get that ugly thing?"
The parort looks at him and says "The Bahamas"
RedheadLips

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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What do you call a good looking wench?
AAYYYEE Candy


How much did the pirate pay for his ear piercings?
A Buccaner (buck-an-ear)
RedheadLips

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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What song does Santa's pirate brother sing?
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum


A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."

The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."

"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."

"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."

"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."

"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird droppings!"

"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
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  • morgi

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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It's an oldie but a goodie, and my only pirate joke--

So this pirate swaggers into a pub and the barkeep can't help but notice the ship's wheel sticking out of the front of his breeches, but he keeps his peace (because you don't give a pirate a hard time if you know what's good for you) and the night wears on and nobody says a thing about this wheel and finally when the pirate comes up for another ale the barkeep says "I know it's none of my business, but there's a ship's wheel in your pants!" and the pirate says "Arrr, I know, it's been drivin' me nuts all day!"

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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Much, much to complicated for this chick. I can berley get out english on a daily basis let alone freaking pirate languge. No hard feelings, but this idea is best for someone else. check yalata!
zemus

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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'Tis an oldie but a goodie.

I once sat down with an old sea dog, one with a peg leg, hook hand, and eyepatch.

"How'd you lose your leg?" I asked him.

He replied, "Well, once I fell off the side of me ship. Afore anyone could throw me a rope, a shark jumped up and bit me leg off in one go!"

I nodded and asked, "How'd you lose your hand?"

The pirate replied, "I was fightin' a crew of bucaneers under the command of Captain Richard Blood. 'Twas a fierce battle, me hearty, but we won the day. But when I crossed swords with Captain Blood, he cut me hand off at the wrist!"

"And your eye?"

"A seagull's droppings."

I was confused, needless to say, and asked, "A seagull's droppings?"

The pirate shrugged and said, "'Twas me first day with the hook."
Aly talks to crows tree

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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It's not mine, so no contest goes, but, well, quoting dear Isabella on this one.

I like big boats; I cannot lie.

Oh God the new batch of freshmen is here...heelp.

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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Drink up me hearty's, yo-ho!

My joke it not my own so I'm not sure it qualifies but I saw some one else use a prexisting joke so...yeah, and it's told by the pirates' victems' POV.

Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port. About
halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving
in the breeze!

"Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate.

"First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea
chest, and bring me my red shirt." The first mate did so.

Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain exhorted his crew to
fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled
without casualties.

A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two
pirate sloops!

"Captain, captain, what should we do?"

"First mate, bring me my red shirt!"

The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and
managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many
casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration. The
first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt.

"It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not
show, and the crew continues to fight without fear."

A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when
suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were
approaching!

"Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?"
The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker.

Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate.... bring me my
brown pants!" 

Copied from here: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/95q2/pants.html

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them--yarrgh, er, pooped--in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from that!" "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
sexy JJ and Cougs

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!


Long John : What is a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

Handsome Jack: RRRRR matey.

Long John: No, ya landlubber. The C is his first love.
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jolly roger bite me

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

Here's me joke mateys, to make ye choke! Arrr.

So there's this Pirate with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the pirate who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then he gets mad and says, "OK for you." and locks the bird in a cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran pirate blush. At that point, he is so mad that he throws the it into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets _very_ quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on. By the way, what did the chicken do?"





Cover me in barnacles 'nd toss me to the albatross! How I be fergettin' 't remind all me LJ mateys 'bout talkin' like a pirate! Do yer bestest to drive landlubbers crezy in the head today.
I be off to drink me mornin' grog. Arrr!
jolly roger bite me

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Here's me joke mateys, to make ye choke! Arrr.

So there's this Pirate with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the pirate who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever. Then he gets mad and says, "OK for you." and locks the bird in a cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran pirate blush. At that point, he is so mad that he throws the it into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets _very_ quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on. By the way, what did the chicken do?"





Cover me in barnacles 'nd toss me to the albatross! How I be fergettin' 't remind all me LJ mateys 'bout talkin' like a pirate! Do yer bestest to drive landlubbers crezy in the head today.
I be off to drink me mornin' grog. Arrr!

Вопрос дня: Жили-были...

What is the first line of your favorite book?
"Скарлетт О’Хара не была красавицей, но мужчины вряд ли отдавали себе в этом отчет, если они, подобно близнецам Тарлтонам, становились жертвами ее чар. Очень уж причудливо сочетались в ее лице утонченные черты матери — местной аристократки французского происхождения — и крупные, выразительные черты отца — пышущего здоровьем ирландца."

Writer's Block: On the red carpet

Are you watching the Emmys tonight?
Are you watching the Emmys tonight?
No, moreever I do not know, what it is...One minute has passed and I became cleverer.
I have already seen the website of Emmys and it's turned out that it is Academy of Television Arts and Sciences, and it is located in Hollywood!
I don't believe that I would ever become a fun of this event!!!
Silence

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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Yarrr. This pirate, 'e walks into a bar. The barkeep looks at 'im up and down close-like. The barkeep dinna know him aforetimes, see? So the barkeep notices that this pirate, 'e got one hand, but one hook. The pirate got him one good leg but one peg leg. The pirate he be wearin' a patch over his bad eye. So the barkeep takes it all in and says "And what be yer name, me hearty?" The pirate replies "I be called Lucky...."
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Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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I have never understood the whole "pirates" thing, it just seemed one day, a lot of people like pirates. Not this "swabby".
  • sichewa

Вопрос дня: Родителям первоклассников

ребенок утром говорит не хочу в школу,потому что они все там орут,хочу предложить ему идти работать))))
С какими школьными проблемами вы уже столкнулись и как их решили или собираетесь решить?

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Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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  • What does a pirate drive?
    His CAAARRRRRRR!

    What does a pirate fly?
    His ARRRRRRRRplane!

    What does a pirate sail?
    ...um, his ship, idiot!

  • A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says to him, "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel attached to your codpiece?" The pirate replies, "Aye! It's drivin' me nuts!"

  • I was at a Renaissance Faire and I saw a stand selling "Pyrate Corn". I said to the proprietor, "What makes it 'Pyrate Corn'?" She replied "It be a buck an ear."
Roseglee

Writer's Block: Fashion faux pas

What is the strangest thing in your closet?
Don't think I have anything questionable in my closet. because dominic certainly isn't questionable at all. Wish I would have saved some of my more interesting dance costumes now though. There have been some interesting ones, including a one piece damask-esque suit that had black wings attached. Safe to say, that got thrown away pretty quick. 

I'm sure the people who wrote this question are talking about clothes, but let me abuse this opportunity to embarrass myself. In my closet is a My Little Pony playset that, is not from my childhood, but one I bought a few months ago. I was out shopping for my niece, saw it, didn't have any money on me, so I went back the next day, and bought it! Apparently in the world of MLP collecting, it's not a rare find, but I'm kind of in love with it.

This also, brings me to my next point, that season two of My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic, started last week! It was really good guys. There was a shit ton of shows that premeired last week, and this was one of the shows I was most looking forward to. If you ever feel the need to catch up, here's episode one on the YouTubes.



And if you've made it this far, have some Star Wars ballet brought to you by a French television show in the 70's.


I may be a tad hyper at this moment. 
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Writer's Block: On the red carpet

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  • vitaaks

Вопрос дня: Сны

С четверга на пятницу сны сбываются?
Самое главное, чтоб не сбывались сны с воскресенья на понедельник! А то я сегодня во сне занималась сексом с Димой Биланом, а потом по улице с ним гуляла - я голая в простыне, он в трусах)))
С четверга на пятницу сны сбываются?


  • yessikg

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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Ahoy! Mateys!

I almost forgot that today is talk like a pirate day.

Since I can't think of a joke right know how about one from piratejokes.net:

What be KE$HA's favorite pirate shanty?
We RRRRR Who We RRRR!!!

by  Cap'n Karikas 
And a video I found on YT of The Lonely Island at the Emmys last night 


MORPH!

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender looks at him weird and asks why. The pirate replies, "Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts."
Пандора

Вопрос дня: Ваш любимый рецепт ...а, скорее, рецепты...

Чаще ищу рецепты английской кухни. Особенно, что-нибудь праздничное, дессертное. Ну и вообще интересуюсь, как питаются истые англичане. В последний раз готовила пудинг. Просто обожаю! И, отойдя от буквы рецепта, украсила кусочками аппельсина (любимый фрукт).