CHRISTIAN music is in a major key.
MAJOR KEY = CHURCH
When did Russian music switch to a
minor key? Cruelty of the Tsar and
the PravoSlavonic Church to us Jews
generated the Bolshevic Revolution.
Now that we are free to leave the
Russian Empire, Russian Music can
switch back to a PravoSlavonic major
Did you know that the signature tune
of Radio Moscow domestic Service,
for ages and ages is/was Hebrew?
сколько слез на глазах государства в связи с дотациями моего дальнейшего проживания ..
Smoking is such a horrible habit and if I could I'd make it so it NEVER existed. Ever .
It seems to stay stuck in my head, no matter what.. I barely remember what he looked like alive
and so I often have the dream of the whole event.. So I would erase, the face that I only
see that...when I sleep.
... In spanish, of course, my english at that time was less than basic
While I very much like sitting back to laugh my ass off at people both cut out perfectly for entertaining the masses with a great ability to make people smile and giggle at their humor or rock along with the best music ever...I also enjoy every chance I have at getting up to sing my own ass off or share any story or opinion on anything that might make my friends laugh til they snork whatever random beverage they're drinking through their nose.
I enjoy humor and comedy. My father had wanted to be a comedian for years, and while he had a great sense of humor, he didn't have the stage presence or timing. I do. And I don't say that to put him down at all. I say it out of honesty and the pride I know my father would have in me, the support he would have in my adoration for performing. After all, I get it from him.
Now... YOU read my writing and guess where my influences come from, as far as my humor. Yes, I've made mention of one or two, but there are many more. I wonder which comedians come to mind, which crazy, deviant, and sarcastic, sadistic asshole greats run across your mind when you read Celebrity Noobz.
Oh..Wait. That's the wrong sort of pirate. :P
So, I'll say that the thing responsible for the most nauseating/horrible/tragic results would have to be...pride. In our daily lives it might not seem so awful, but pride makes you react in ugly ways to things that don't matter in the grand scheme of things.
Also, greed, but I can only pick one, so, pride it is.
For sure an entertainer for as long as I can remember. I think it was because I was praised for being funny when I was little and now I've evolved into basically the best person ever. no big deal.
I really don't like to be the center of attention - htough, I think it is more that I don't see reason in hogging the spotlight and like when everyone has a chance to get their words heard. However, I am an overly silly goofball that is fairly quick-witted so I do tend to get others chuckling.
A new guy shows up for a job on a pirate ship. He walks into the galley, where all the pirates are eating beans. "I'm here for a job," he said. The pirate captain looks at him, sort of leans over and lets out a long, low, juicy fart. All the pirates start farting, low and long. Soon, the place reeks. The man, wanting to show that he's tough enough to be a pirate tries to fart but only manages a "Squeeeek, poot..."
It all gets quiet on the pirate ship, and the captain stands up, waiving his hook in the air and says: "Arrg, I be gettin the virg first boys!"
I can't tell a joke to save my life, I always seem to bumble around when I try to be funny. It's not that I rather be entertained, but when it comes to comedy and being witty and funny, I fail a lot of the time.
I have been slow to start with Live Journal while seeking its stable role in my life. I think letting this be where I practice languages, responding to textbook questions, works and separates language practice from persuasive-logic.com nicely, and keeps the link.
Любимых рецептов много,но не до них сейчас! Помощь ох как нужна!!!!!!!!! Кто подскажет инет магазин в котором продается политический детектив «Все когда-нибудь заканчивается» Петрова .Может я тупой,но найти в инете такой инет магазин не могу. Да и компьютером плохо владею.В каких то магазинах вроде была этак книга,но хоть убей не могу найти!. Клянусь: в долгу не останусь,клянусь... пол царства не обещаю, тем более что его нет (зачем врать то?), а вот хороший коньяк пожалуйте! Слово даю! Жду сообщения!!!!
Премию буду смотреть Но мне нужна помощь!!!!!! Кто подскажет инет магазин в котором продается политический детектив «Все когда-нибудь заканчивается» Петрова .Может я тупой,но найти в инете такой инет магазин не могу. Да и компьютером плохо владею.В каких то магазинах вроде была этак книга,но хоть убей не могу найти!. Клянусь: в долгу не останусь,клянусь... пол царства не обещаю, тем более что его нет (зачем врать то?), а вот хороший коньяк пожалуйте! Слово даю! Жду сообщения!!!!
Лишь бы не сбывались!!! Иначе мне кронты! Мне нужна помощь!!!!!! Кто подскажет инет магазин в котором продается политический детектив «Все когда-нибудь заканчивается» Петрова .Может я тупой,но найти в инете такой инет магазин не могу. Да и компьютером плохо владею.В каких то магазинах вроде была этак книга,но хоть убей не могу найти!. Клянусь: в долгу не останусь,клянусь... пол царства не обещаю, тем более что его нет (зачем врать то?), а вот хороший коньяк пожалуйте! Слово даю! Жду сообщения!!!!
Despite being by nature quite a shy and reserved person (I was desperately shy and socially maladroit until taking work as a barmaid, where I method acted my way into the persona of an Angie Watts/Bet Lynch hybrid and discovered that even when pint pulling had been abandoned in favour of drudging office admin, some of the resolute brashness persisted) I do place myself in the former camp. I think that this is due in part to an insecure desire to fill awkward gaps in conversation. There is also probably an element of that subverted narcissism common to most introverts. Add to this a mordant wit invariably employed as a coping mechanism or a mask to grief, and you have the profile of an accidental Entertainer.
When I was young and (even more) foolish, the tendency for people to register amusement at my somewhat edited tales of misfortune and woe used to irk me considerably. I remember one party where my wine drinking had attained epic proportions and my prose likewise. Having listened, rapt, to one particularly harrowing diatribe, my hostess gushed : "You're so amusing. You ought to consider going on the stage." I was mortified. Although hindsight informs me that her enthusiasm may have been similarly wine induced.
Age has brought a clearer perspective and some much needed self-awareness. The petty vexations and everyday tragedies of ones forties and beyond seem well suited to dinner party - or pub - entertainment. And maybe wit is as valid a survival tool as gravitas. Certainly, as life becomes ever more demanding and un-navigable, the ability to prompt a smile, even if involuntary, is surely something to be cherished.
As a footnote, and to belatedly address the second part of this question : I am stubbornly resistant to the notion of 'being entertained.' Obviously, I suspend this curmudgeonly attitude if actually watching a Performance by a professional Artist. But in social and professional situations, I am definitely averse to fulfilling the role of audience. If I do find something entertaining, then it is an unexpected bright spot in the day. Otherwise, simply being a passive recipient of humour, or deriving entertainment from something purely because that is what is expected, holds no appeal I'm afraid.
«Как ни поступи с этими выборами — все плохо, что ни сделай — сам будешь виноват».
Нашёл много интереного.
Возможно завтра снова будет "не очень" и тебе снова не захочется даже
выглядывать в окно, не говоря уже о том, что- бы выйти на улицу. Но факт
останется фактом: никогда не известно, что еще чудесного сможет у тебя
случиться в дальнейшем. А ведь случится! Обязательно случится.
I'm more of an entertainer really, when i was little i always wanted to be a clown ^^
Kind of silly when i think back.
I guess it was for the same reason i am trying to help others that much...
Hmm. I don't know. I don't think I swing to either extreme. Some people think I'm funny, I know, but many also just think I'm a freak. And as to being entertained... well, a lot of what are supposed to be funny movies/stories/people that I've seen only embarrass, disgust, or confuse me, though there are some books I have bought that I get a right kick out of. I do try to write humor into some of my stories, and it does make my friends laugh, which is fun.
Eh... I don't know! LOL
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How to Replace the DVD Drive Laser on an XBox 360
The Xbox 360 uses a DVD drive that is functionally similar to those found in computers. A defective DVD laser diode renders the DVD drive useless and must be replaced if you wish to play DVD game disks. You can install a replacement DVD laser purchased from a laser supply shop yourself--no electronic expertise being necessary. You'll need a few hardware tools to open the Xbox 360, which voids the Sony warranty.
Put a beach towel on a work surface. Disconnect all cables from the console. Put the Xbox 360 on the beach towel with the hard drive compartment facing up.
Squeeze the upper left side of the faceplate with your left hand. Pull up on the right lower side of the faceplate with your right Pull the faceplate off.
Place the Xbox 360 horizontally on the beach towel with the power button facing you.
Insert the tip of the flat-edged screwdriver into the upper left-most hole in the ventilation grill on the left side. Lift up on the tip of the flat-edged screwdriver to release the plastic clamp inside of the hole. Repeat this procedure in the holes at the middle and at the right-most side.
Repeat this entire procedure with the ventilation grill on the right side.
Turn the Xbox 360 face down on the beach towel. Lift up on the bottom shelf to reveal the 14 screws beneath it. Remove the 14 screws with the Torx screwdriver. Turn the console over.
Lift the outer case off the Xbox 360 with your hands. Remove the screws from the back panel with the Torx screwdriver.
Pull off the two plastic panels from the left and right side of the Xbox 360. Pull the back panel off.
Remove the metal shield on top of the Xbox 360 with the Torx screwdriver. Remove the screws from around the DVD drive near the front of the console with the Phillips jeweler's screwdriver.
Lift the DVD drive off the Xbox 360. Remove the two cables attached to the DVD drive from the motherboard with your fingers.
Pull the disc tray slightly out of the front of the DVD drive with your fingers.
Place the DVD drive on the beach towel. Remove the screws from the side of the DVD drive with the Phillips jeweler's screwdriver. Pull the DVD drive's case off with your fingers.
Installing the Replacement DVD Laser Diode
Remove the screws on the "L" shaped bracket at the center of the DVD drive with the Phillips jeweler's screwdriver. Pull the "L" shaped bracket off the laser assembly.
Lift the left side of the laser assembly off its rail. Lift the right side of the laser assembly off its rail. Put the laser assembly on the beach towel.
Pull the DVD laser diode out of the center of the laser assembly with the tweezers. Discard the DVD laser diode in the trash.
Use tweezers to pick up the replacement DVD laser diode by the base above the two pins attached to its bottom.
Insert the two pins of the replacement DVD laser diode into the empty holes in the laser assembly. Push down gently on the replacement DVD laser diode to seat it in the laser assembly.
Put the two sides of the laser assembly back onto the rails on the DVD drive. Put the "L" shaped bracket back onto the laser assembly. Reattach the screws.
Push the disc tray back into the DVD drive with your fingers.
Put the case back onto the DVD drive. Reattach the screws.
Reattach the two cables from the DVD drive to the motherboard. Put the DVD drive back onto the Xbox 360. Reattach the screws.
Put the metal shield back onto the console. Reattach the screws. Put the outer case back onto the Xbox 360.
Reverse the disassembly steps to reassemble the Xbox 360. Reattach the cables.
Tips & Warnings
A strong light on the work surface will help you see the internal components of the Xbox 360 with greater clarity.
Breaking any of the mechanisms inside of the DVD drive will render it unworkable.
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Да и то и то. По обстоятельствам. Но развлекаемым быть, мне кажется, лучше. Развлекаемым умным человеком, конечно.
А можно ответить иначе?
I almost never bother answering these questions because I come up with enough drivel on my own, but this question interested me because I actually don't know, and now the issue is going to bother me all day. In principle, I want to say that I'm the kind who prefers to be entertained by others; it's almost... comically easy to make me laugh in conversation, and my sense of humor runs from absurdism to wordplay to cosmic irony to sociopolitical to sexual to scatological to slapstick. Pretty much any type of potentially funny situation is funny to me, unless it's offensive, and it's usually just offensive to me if it's systematically oppressive in content or presentation. I probably do laugh at some stuff when I shouldn't, too, because no one's perfect.
And I have pretty much always been this way. Growing up, I was not a popular kid or a class clown; I was in some strange space between geek and freak, not to mention presumed female. Socially speaking, I wasn't really allowed to be too amusing, because anything I did automatically had to be "weird" before anything else, in others' eyes, and besides, girls aren't supposed to be funny. I internalized a lot of that, especially because of my small stature— stand out in class to your teacher because they'll appreciate it and someone has to counter others' completely ridiculous answers to various questions, but don't you dare think you're allowed to be extroverted, let alone comedic. Really, the only thing that was supposed to be funny about me was my size. I was no Tyrion Lannister, armed with an immediate razor sharp tongue for my protection. Dark wit developed in my head, but I couldn't externalize it until I reached my teenage years, and even then, it was so sardonic, dry, and subversive that I had the impression it made a lot of otherwise comfortable people get rather uncomfortable. In the meantime, I had the quick thinking and appreciation for good comedy that made me try my hand at improv theatre, but I could never let out all the hilarious stuff that was in my head. I was just too repressed. Even when I did make it work and people really laughed, I felt like I was doing something wrong.
So there's the thing. I've always been the person laughing at everything, but I think for a long time I've wanted to be the person causing the laughter. I seem capable now of doing it a lot in writing, because I have substantially less inhibitions while writing instead of talking. In fact, for the past few years I've gotten the nagging suspicion that I actually do amuse people a lot, in a good way. Even a bit in person— I can often toss off quite a few good zingers at a party, or just in general discussion. But maybe that's not me getting less inhibited, maybe that's me being around people who share my humor in the first place. Or— and here's my Leonine self-doubt bubbling up— maybe I'm actually not that funny and I've just learned how to make myself feel better. Sometimes I still wonder about doing more comedy of some kind, though.
Это бессмысленно. Жертвенная любовь - наитупейшая форма привязанности особи к особи. имхо.
Конечно, она же и бескорыстная, она же и самая красивая форма распространения чувств, но, признаться честно, кому от этого лучше (ну, кроме этой самой эгоистичной персоны, которую восхваляют/почитают...)?
Жертвует человек собою в отношениях, когда отношения на самом деле и гроша не стоят, ибо настоящий любящий человек никогда тебе не позволит совершать какие-то глупости/идти на опрометчивые поступки/ противоречить себе и своему альтер-эго. Он тебя чустсвует, а значит, и поддерживает во всех твоих желаниях, потому что они важны для него/нее, потому что он/она не будет считаться только со своими желаниями/приоритетами. А тот/та, кому дороже интересы собственной задницы, скорее, любить умеет только себя, а значит, его/ее необходимо отправить в долгое и утомительное путешествие на ***.
Нет ничего хуже, чем забыть себя во имя любви, потому что и любви-то не остается, когда разум однажды проснется и скажет: "Что ж ты делаешь с собою!!!", а от тебя уже ничего и не останется, кроме самоотверженного пустого места.
I'd say half-and-half. I'll say/do some pretty daft things just to crack a smile out of someone, especially my older sister. However, I also have a weakness for stupid jokes. Or just a shitty sense of humor.
Сложный вопрос ! Любимому, близкому для себя человека, никогда не жалко чем-либо пожертвовать, но бывают конечно же моменты, когда собственное достоинство задевается, и неохотно, что то предлогается... Вот так вот...